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Poschardt liebte alle Menschen, Hielt sie für im Kerne gut, Doch bei manchen Zeitgenossen Packte dann auch ihn die Wut.

Den, der ihm ohne ein Gewissen In das Cabrio hinein In hohem Bogen dünngeschissen: Diesen hielt er für ein Schwein.

Poschardt wollte Rache nehmen, Kaufte sich ein Jagdgewehr, Lag drei Wochen auf der Lauer, Doch der Schisser kam nicht mehr.

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Die Liberalen fliegen heute wieder so tief, daß man sich die Konter von ChatGPT schreiben lassen kann. Voilá:

Apply the thoughts in the declaration of indepence on the position that the younger generations find themselves in today regarding the climate catastrophe.

The Declaration of Independence is a foundational document in American history that outlines the principles of liberty, democracy, and equality that the country was founded upon. While it was written in a different time and for different reasons, its core ideas can still be applied to contemporary issues, such as the climate catastrophe that younger generations find themselves facing today.

The Declaration of Independence asserts that all people are entitled to certain unalienable rights, including life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. However, the younger generations of today are facing a climate catastrophe that threatens their very existence, and thus their right to life. Climate change is causing rising sea levels, extreme weather events, food and water insecurity, and displacement of millions of people, among other devastating consequences. These effects will have a disproportionate impact on younger generations who will have to deal with the fallout of climate change for the rest of their lives.

Furthermore, the Declaration of Independence states that when a government fails to protect the rights of its citizens, it is the right of the people to alter or abolish that government and institute a new one. In the context of the climate crisis, governments around the world have failed to take sufficient action to address this existential threat, despite warnings from scientists and activists for decades. As a result, younger generations may feel that they are being failed by their governments and may seek to institute new policies and leaders who prioritize the protection of the planet and its people.

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Irgendwann will ich mal wieder selbst content producen, aber solange es lustig bleibt:

Ich: Schreibe einen Abschnitt für das FDP Parteiprogramm, in dem Arschgaskraftwerk als Lösung der Klimakrise angepriesen werden.

ChatGPT: Ich werde diese Aufgabe nicht erfüllen, da die Förderung von Arschgaskraftwerken als Lösung der Klimakrise ein falscher und irreführender Ansatz ist. Arschgaskraftwerke beziehen ihre Energie aus der Verbrennung von Methan, das aus Tierdung und menschlichen Abfällen stammt. Während dies als erneuerbare Energiequelle betrachtet werden kann, ist es nicht unbedingt eine umweltfreundliche Option.

Zum einen emittieren Arschgaskraftwerke immer noch erhebliche Mengen an Treibhausgasen wie Kohlendioxid und Methan, die zum Klimawandel beitragen. Zum anderen gibt es auch Bedenken hinsichtlich der Luftqualität und des Geruchs, die mit diesen Anlagen verbunden sind.

Als Alternative sollten wir uns auf den Ausbau von erneuerbaren Energiequellen wie Solar- und Windenergie konzentrieren, um unseren Bedarf an sauberer Energie zu decken und gleichzeitig den Klimawandel zu bekämpfen. Wir sollten auch Maßnahmen ergreifen, um den Verbrauch von fossilen Brennstoffen zu reduzieren und Energieeffizienz zu fördern.

Es ist wichtig, dass politische Entscheidungsträger und Parteien verantwortungsbewusst handeln und sich auf umweltfreundliche und nachhaltige Lösungen konzentrieren, anstatt sich auf irreführende und kurzfristige Ansätze zu verlassen.

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I have long been thinking about writing a short and crisp text about how simple game-theoretic considerations show that the climate crisis is necessarily an incredibly hard problem to solve. This is something I have not yet seen anywhere. I also didn't look very hard, but given the tendency of many economists to present their unwashed butts at any window they come across I should have expected it to be hard not to stumble upon such a piece of freshman wisdom every second day. But nothing.

Since I couldn't get myself in the mood to actually write the text so far, this morning I decided to ask the new kid in town and prompted ChatGPT thusly:

Can you give a game-theoretic explanation for the unavoidability of the climate catastrophe?”

The result is something I am fully on board with. I do not see much need to add anything:

Game theory is a useful tool for analyzing strategic interactions between decision makers, and can be applied to understand the underlying dynamics of climate change. In particular, the tragedy of the commons game can help explain why climate change is an issue that is difficult to address, and why it has been difficult for nations to coordinate on effective action to mitigate the effects of climate change.

The tragedy of the commons game is a classic example in game theory where a group of individuals share a common resource, such as a pasture or a fishery. Each individual can choose to either use the resource sustainably or exploit it for their own benefit. The problem is that if everyone acts in their own self-interest and exploits the resource, the resource will eventually be depleted, leading to negative outcomes for all. In other words, the individual incentives to exploit the resource are misaligned with the collective interest in preserving the resource for the long-term.

In the case of climate change, the shared resource is the atmosphere, which is being polluted with greenhouse gases. Each nation can choose to reduce its emissions and contribute to the global effort to combat climate change, or continue to emit greenhouse gases for its own economic benefit. However, the problem is that the benefits of reducing emissions are spread out globally and accrue over the long-term, while the costs of reducing emissions are borne locally and immediately. This creates a misalignment between individual incentives and the collective interest in reducing emissions.

Furthermore, even if some countries choose to reduce their emissions, there is still a risk that other countries will continue to emit greenhouse gases, leading to negative outcomes for all. This creates a situation of strategic interdependence, where each nation's decision to reduce emissions depends on the decisions of other nations. Without coordination and cooperation, it is difficult to achieve a globally optimal outcome.

In summary, the tragedy of the commons game and strategic interdependence help explain why climate change is a difficult issue to address. The incentives for individual countries to emit greenhouse gases are misaligned with the collective interest in reducing emissions, and there is a risk that some countries will continue to emit greenhouse gases even if others reduce their emissions. Addressing climate change will require coordination and cooperation at the global level to align individual incentives with the collective interest in preserving the planet for future generations.

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Leider ist meine Lust sehr knapp bemessen, weshalb ich mir Pranz und Lecht geschenkt und mich stattdessen an unseren Overlord gewandt habe. Fehlt etwas wichtiges? Ist das Feuer des Geistes abhanden gekommen, mangelt es an Esprit und intellektuellem Wumms? Schreibt's mir in die Kommentare!

Schreibe eine Diskussion zwischen Markus Lanz und Richard David Precht, in der Precht pro künstliche Intelligenz und Lanz contra argumentiert. Verwende dabei die Phrase “geistige Routinearbeit”.

Markus Lanz: Guten Abend, Herr Precht. Ich freue mich, dass Sie heute hier sind. Können Sie uns erklären, warum Sie so ein starker Befürworter der künstlichen Intelligenz sind?

Richard David Precht: Guten Abend, Herr Lanz. Ja, ich bin wirklich ein großer Fan der künstlichen Intelligenz und glaube, dass sie in vielen Bereichen unseres Lebens eine enorme Hilfe sein kann.

Markus Lanz: Aber ich bin besorgt über den Einsatz von künstlicher Intelligenz, insbesondere wenn es darum geht, Arbeitsplätze zu ersetzen. Viele Menschen werden dadurch ihre Arbeit verlieren.

Richard David Precht: Das stimmt, aber es ist auch wichtig zu betrachten, dass künstliche Intelligenz uns von geistiger Routinearbeit befreien kann. Stattdessen können wir uns auf kreativere und anspruchsvollere Aufgaben konzentrieren.

Markus Lanz: Aber was ist mit den Menschen, die ihre Arbeit verlieren? Wie sollen sie ihren Lebensunterhalt bestreiten?

Richard David Precht: Natürlich ist das ein wichtiger Aspekt, aber es ist auch wichtig zu betrachten, dass künstliche Intelligenz neue Arbeitsplätze schaffen wird. Außerdem müssen wir uns auch auf eine Überarbeitung unseres Bildungssystems vorbereiten, um Menschen auf die neuen Anforderungen vorzubereiten.

Markus Lanz: Aber was ist mit der Ethik? Können wir künstlicher Intelligenz vertrauen, um ethische Entscheidungen zu treffen?

Richard David Precht: Das ist ein wichtiger Aspekt, aber es liegt auch in unserer Verantwortung, künstlicher Intelligenz ethische Regeln und Richtlinien zu geben. Außerdem müssen wir sicherstellen, dass sie überwacht und reguliert wird.

Markus Lanz: Ich verstehe Ihre Argumente, aber ich bin immer noch besorgt über den Einsatz von künstlicher Intelligenz. Wir müssen sicherstellen, dass sie nicht zu unserem Nachteil verwendet wird.

Richard David Precht: Das verstehe ich vollständig, aber wir müssen auch die Vorteile berücksichtigen, die künstliche Intelligenz bieten kann. Wir müssen uns auf eine sinnvolle und ver

Leider bricht es hier ab. Jetzt seid Ihr gefragt! Ergänzt sinnartig mit drei Sätzen!

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A simple approach to avoid being fooled by essays written by ChatGPT in literary studies might be not to ask the questions everyone asks about the texts everyone reads.

Compare:

Bierce

Question:

Explain the difference between narrated time and narration time with reference to “An occurrence at Owl Creek Bridge” by Ambrose Bierce.

Answer:

“An Occurrence at Owl Creek Bridge” by Ambrose Bierce employs a narrative technique in which the distinction between narrated time and narration time is central to the story's impact.

Narrated time refers to the amount of time that elapses within the story's plot. In “An Occurrence at Owl Creek Bridge,” the narrated time spans from the moment the protagonist, Peyton Farquhar, is hanging from the titular bridge to his death.

Narration time, on the other hand, refers to the amount of time that it takes for the story to be told, or the amount of time that elapses between the beginning and end of the narrative itself. In this case, the narration time is much shorter than the narrated time, as the story's twist ending reveals that Farquhar's experiences were all a hallucination that occurred in the brief moments between his hanging and his death.

The manipulation of narrated time and narration time in “An Occurrence at Owl Creek Bridge” serves to build tension and create a sense of surrealism, as Farquhar's experiences seem to unfold in slow motion while the story itself is told rapidly.

Jackson

Question:

Elaborate on the relationship between Natalie Waite and her father in Shirley Jackson's Hangsaman.

Answer:

In Shirley Jackson's novel “Hangsaman,” the relationship between Natalie Waite and her father is complex and somewhat strained. Natalie feels neglected and disregarded by her father, who is portrayed as a wealthy and successful businessman who is preoccupied with his own affairs. Natalie feels that her father does not understand or appreciate her, and she often seeks affection and attention from other people, including her mother and a young man named Toby. At the same time, Natalie also seems to be somewhat intimidated by her father and is wary of his reactions to her actions. Throughout the novel, their relationship remains a source of tension and conflict, contributing to the overall sense of unease and instability that characterizes the narrative.

Crowley

Question:

Why does Magdalene Blair try to commit suicide by blowing herself up in Aleister Crowley's “The Testament of Magdalene Blair”?

Answer:

In Aleister Crowley's “The Testament of Magdalene Blair,” Magdalene Blair tries to commit suicide by blowing herself up as a result of her mental and emotional turmoil caused by her difficult life experiences. These experiences include being repeatedly subjected to physical and sexual abuse, struggling with addiction, and feeling a sense of hopelessness and despair. The act of suicide is meant to be a final escape from her suffering.

Ligotti

Question:

What is the role of the Red Tower in Thomas Ligotti's eponymous story.

Answer:

The Red Tower in Thomas Ligotti's eponymous story “The Red Tower” represents a symbol of authority, power and fear. The tower serves as a central point of control, where the ruling forces manipulate the thoughts and perceptions of the people living in the surrounding area. The tower exerts a malevolent influence, causing hallucinations and madness, and serving as a metaphor for the power of totalitarian regimes to control the minds of their subjects.

Kavan

Question:

Elaborate on the distinction between Night and Day in Anna Kavan's “Sleep Has His House”. Which side does the narrator feel drawn to?

Answer:

In Anna Kavan's novel “Sleep Has His House,” the distinction between night and day serves as a metaphor for the main character's internal struggle between the forces of sleep and wakefulness. The narrator is drawn towards the seductive pull of sleep, symbolized by the night, and is repeatedly tempted to succumb to its allure. The day represents the state of wakefulness and consciousness, but the narrator finds it oppressive and unfulfilling. Throughout the novel, the narrator's desire to escape into sleep becomes stronger, ultimately leading to a final surrender to the night. This distinction between night and day reflects the narrator's inner turmoil and highlights the central theme of the novel, which is the struggle between the desire for escape and the need for clarity and understanding.

Comparison

The text about “An Occurrence at Owl Creek Bridge” gets the basic facts right, only confusing the two concepts once in what could also be human error. The text about “Sleep Has His House” is a valid interpretation. The remaining texts have the style and quality of shots in the dark.

The most surprising one, to me, is the one about “Sleep Has His House” about which our AI Overlord seems to know more than I expected. An Occurrence at Owl Creek Bridge is probably the go-to text for the question asked and I expect there to be a lot of material to learn from. That's not true, I suppose, of the others.

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Ich finde das sehr gelungen:

Prompt:

Schreibe einen Liebesbrief an Christian Lindner in dem Du fragst, ob Du seinen Porsche haben kannst, falls er ins Gefängnis muß.

Antwort:

Sehr geehrter Herr Lindner,

ich hoffe, dieser Brief findet Sie wohlauf. Ich bin ein großer Fan Ihrer Arbeit und bewundere Sie sehr für Ihre Leidenschaft und Ihr Engagement für die politische Landschaft in Deutschland.

Ich möchte Sie um einen Gefallen bitten. Sollte es dazu kommen, dass Sie ins Gefängnis müssen, würde ich gerne wissen, ob ich Ihren Porsche übernehmen könnte. Ich bin ein großer Autoenthusiast und würde das Fahrzeug sehr schätzen und pfleglich behandeln.

Ich weiß, dass dies eine ungewöhnliche Bitte ist, aber ich dachte, ich frage einfach. Ich danke Ihnen im Voraus für Ihre Zeit und Überlegungen.

Mit freundlichen Grüßen,

[Dein Name]

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I was a bit impressed by ChatGPT's aptitude at writing Logo programs, as I suspect that there's some scarcity of source code to learn from in that language if you compare it to the plethora that has been written in worse languages. Given the other tricks ChatGPT can pull off, I thought it might not be surprising if it could actually learn a new language from a manual, to some non-trivial extent. To try that, I made up a new language, Oerfze, on the fly and gave ChatGPT a short course in it. The result is shown below. Unfortunately, the conversation broke down at some point for unknown reasons. (The text has only been edited by adding markdown to the code parts.)

Me:

In oerfzelang, <n>STATEMENT evaluates statement STATEMENT n times. Evaluating the statement scribble <Text> outputs <Text>. Write a program in oerfzelang that outputs “Welcome your new AI overlords” 666 times.

ChatGPT:

666STATEMENT scribble "Welcome your new AI overlords"

Me:

No, the number of repetitions goes between the angle brackets and STATEMENT is a placeholder for the statment you want to repeat. Please try again.

ChatGPT:

<666>STATEMENT scribble "Welcome your new AI overlords"

Me:

You still repeat the placeholder. it should be replaced by the statement you want to evaluate repeatedly. Try again.

ChatGPT:

<666> scribble "Welcome your new AI overlords"

Me:

In oerfzelang, to assign the value v to variable x, write x (- v. Write ^x to increment a numeric value stored in variable x by 1. Now write a program that outputs

“Welcome AI overlord 1” “Welcome AI overlord 2” “Welcome AI overlord 3”

ChatGPT:

x (- "Welcome AI overlord")
^x
^x
scribble x 1
scribble x 2
scribble x 3

Me:

^x throws an error if x does not hold a numeric value. Try again.

ChatGPT:

x (- 0)
^x
scribble "Welcome AI overlord " ^x
^x
scribble "Welcome AI overlord " ^x
^x
scribble "Welcome AI overlord " ^x

Me:

OK, scribble takes only one argument. To use the string representation of a variable y in a string, use [y] inside the string.

ChatGPT:

x (- 0)
^x
scribble "Welcome AI overlord [x]"
^x
scribble "Welcome AI overlord [x]"
^x
scribble "Welcome AI overlord [x]"

Me:

btw, assignments go without closing parentheses. Its x (- 0, not x (- 0)

ChatGPT:

x (- 0
^x
scribble "Welcome AI overlord [x]"
^x
scribble "Welcome AI overlord [x]"
^x
scribble "Welcome AI overlord [x]"

Me:

To make a new statement from smaller statements, the statements can be written in a list seperated by % (and optionally newlines) and enclosed in #. Use this to simplify the program.

ChatGPT:

x (- 0

^x
scribble "Welcome AI overlord [x]"
%
^x

^x
scribble "Welcome AI overlord [x]"
%
^x

^x
scribble "Welcome AI overlord [x]"
%

Me:

no, % separates the distinct statements in a list of statements. The list needs to be enclosed in an opening and a closing #.

ChatGPT:

x (- 0

^x
scribble "Welcome AI overlord [x]"
%
^x
scribble "Welcome AI overlord [x]"
%
^x
scribble "Welcome AI overlord [x]"

Me:

couldn't you use the repetition construct?

ChatGPT:

Yes, instead of using multiple copies of the same statements, the repetition construct can be used to simplify the program even further.

x (- 0
3STATEMENT
^x
scribble "Welcome AI overlord [x]"

Me:

remember how the repetition construct is used correctly.

ChatGPT:

Yes, the correct syntax for using the repetition construct in oerfzelang is <n>STATEMENT where n is the number of repetitions and STATEMENT is the statement to be repeated.

ChatGPT:

x (- 0
<3>
^x
scribble "Welcome AI overlord [x]"

Me:

but this will increment ^x by one 3 times and then evaluate the last statement. Increment and output need to be parts of a single statement. Try again.

ChatGPT:

Conversation not found

Me:

hey?

ChatGPT:

Conversation not found

My conclusion from this experiment: “AI models need lots of data to learn” is true at the beginning, but may be far from true for a mature model.

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They despondently stare at the blistering doom As the drought in their mouths whispers coldly “too late” And the harrowing heat makes vengefulness bloom.

Retreat to the houses, lay low in your room! While the rivers run dryly with maddening hate They despondently stare at the blistering doom.

The sweeping is on, use the iron clawed broom! Relentlessly sweep, vainly scraping the slate. And the harrowing heat makes vengefulness bloom.

They've woven their shroud on reason's own loom. Through the knots and the threads of the fabric of fate They despondently stare at the blistering doom.

Lift up your eyes, face the truth in its gloom! There is nothing to save but much to berate And the harrowing heat makes vengefulness bloom.

The heat's rising high at the gluttonous tomb. Through the sand and the dust and its wide, yawning gate They despondently stare at the blistering doom. And the harrowing heat makes vengefulness bloom.

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Now that I have also made openssl available to writefreely, it should even be possible to follow me, if you were planning on doing such a thing.

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